Pump Your Damn Legs

So I'll be honest. I hate the park. Love that they love it.... Nope that's not true either. Hate it. Hot, buggy,  lots of pushing, lifting, holding, spotting, etc.

But I consoled myself with the fact that eventually, on some blissful day, their uncoordinated little bodies would figure out pumping their legs to swing, climbing ladders (safely) without support, swinging from the monkey bars solo. And one day that day came.

And lo and behold they're still begging me to push them on the damn swing and hold them up on the cursed monkey bars.

I know. I'll miss this. Yadda yadda.

But today. I need 5 freaking minutes to sit on the bench and read my book,  open my snaps,  and find some funny memes. Just pump your damn legs. I'm watching. I see you. You can do it. For the love of momma's sanity, just freaking do it.